“Polly stinks. I’d rather cuddle with garbage.” -Ashley
“Excuse me for being selfish and soiling the air.” -Ashley
“Do you remember when that one time when you were eating Laffy Taffy and your teeth were all falling out?” -Ashley
“Since you’re not going out tonight, I need you to do something for me. I need you to look up something for me in the Bible.” -Dad
“I wanna get wasted before I’m allowed to.” -Danyal
“One of my friends got abducted by them in the hallway, and they never saw him again.”
“They swarmed out of a locker and ambushed him.” -Scott
A story from high school about retards that would chase students down.
“Now I don’t remember whose turn it is.”
“I can’t believe I just said that out loud.” -Amber
Playing tic tac toe with herself at Big Boy.
“I’m feeling quite truncated, which means I’m feeling suppressed.” -Amber
“Oh, here come the reinforcements.” -Retard from school
“I can find me a furry penguin with mittens.” -Retard from school