“Polly stinks. I’d rather cuddle with garbage.” -Ashley


Excuse Me

“Excuse me for being selfish and soiling the air.” -Ashley


Laffy Taffy

“Do you remember when that one time when you were eating Laffy Taffy and your teeth were all falling out?” -Ashley


The Bible

“Since you’re not going out tonight, I need you to do something for me. I need you to look up something for me in the Bible.” -Dad



“I wanna get wasted before I’m allowed to.” -Danyal


Abduction in the Hallway

“One of my friends got abducted by them in the hallway, and they never saw him again.”

“They swarmed out of a locker and ambushed him.” -Scott

A story from high school about retards that would chase students down.


Tic Tac Toe

“Now I don’t remember whose turn it is.”

“I can’t believe I just said that out loud.” -Amber

Playing tic tac toe with herself at Big Boy.



“I’m feeling quite truncated, which means I’m feeling suppressed.” -Amber