Your Head

“There’s somethin’ I wanna try with your hair. It involves the little black hair ties and your head.” -Amber

 
 

Ewok

“Did you hear that? It sounded like one of those Ewok thingys.” -Mom

 
 

Clown

“That kid they call clown.” -Uncle Jody

 
 

Dream

“Never. Did you just have this dream now? You were pretty dazed for ten minutes.” -Amber

Amber commenting on a dream I just told her.

 
 

Illegal

“You look at me like I’m illegal!” -Danielle

Said to me while listening to Mexican jokes.

 
 

Dinner

“Which one do we want? Meatloaf, Thanksgiving, or lasagna?” -Mom

Picking out a frozen dinner at the store.

 
 

3 Shirts

“I am so confused!” – Some girl
“I have three shirts on!” -Danielle

 
 

Taxes

“It’s not like you’re able to claim your cat or anything.” -Mom

Talking about taxes.