Your Head
“There’s somethin’ I wanna try with your hair. It involves the little black hair ties and your head.” -Amber
“There’s somethin’ I wanna try with your hair. It involves the little black hair ties and your head.” -Amber
“He looks kinda like a banana with clothes on.” -Amber
“Did you hear that? It sounded like one of those Ewok thingys.” -Mom
“That kid they call clown.” -Uncle Jody
“Never. Did you just have this dream now? You were pretty dazed for ten minutes.” -Amber
Amber commenting on a dream I just told her.
“Which one do we want? Meatloaf, Thanksgiving, or lasagna?” -Mom
Picking out a frozen dinner at the store.
“I am so confused!” – Some girl
“I have three shirts on!” -Danielle
“I’m the best drunk driver they’ve ever seen. I’m serious dude.” -Joey