Cheese

“We don’t want her to look like a cheese.” -Mom

Mom’s thoughts to Nikky about the girl’s name Bre.

Buying Ice Cream With Wishes

“How much is an ice cream cone?” -Me
“Five minutes in the fountain.” -Brandon

Talking about taking coins from a fountain near House of Flavors.

“I would love to have a pet meerkat. Anything that’s got teeth is after them.” -Shelly

“You don’t wanna go south, they’re more fucked up than we are.” -George

“I need a mint; does anyone else want one?”
“Yeah, I need one. It tastes like someone pooped in my mouth.”

A conversation from high school.

“I’m gonna go for ten and get burned.” -Amber

Talking about going to the tanner.

“I’m glad I married a beautiful person. I hate ugly people.” -Brandon

Brandon telling me this after he kissed me.

“I don’t like those safety ones that don’t poke your brain. I want to poke my brain.” -Danyal

Having a in-depth discussion about good Q-tips.

“I hit a Blue Jay once and I cried.” -Amber

“Can we get some logs?” -Brandon
“Some what?” -Deli worker at Walmart
“Some potato…logs.” -Brandon

Brandon wanting potato wedges.