Butt Hair

“I would worry if my butt hair came back as stubble.” -Jen

Talking about Brazilian waxes.

 
 

Goopleganger

“It’s his goopleganger!” -Jen

Talking about someone’s doppleganger.

 
 

Cats

“We went in and she lifted up her couch cushion and cats were falling out!” -Hannah

Talking about a lady that had a lot of cats.

 
 

Moo Tank

“My moo-tank is on empty.” -Corey

“Well let’s fill it up!” -Ashlee

 

 
 

Weight Machine

“I just got a weight machine.” -Brandon

“I don’t even know what that means. I don’t work out.” -Kristen

 

 
 

Onion Feet

“Next time I get sick I’m putting an onion on my foot. I’ve heard good things about that.” -Ashlee

 
 

The Nut and The Snaggle Tooth

“He cleaned up that nigger toe with his snaggle.” -Anonymous

Talking about how Brandon carved out a nut with his tooth.

 
 

Beard Pillow

“It’s like another pillow under my beard.” -Kenny

Talking about sleeping while having a big beard.