“Mount Saint Snuggle!” – Brandon
“I would worry if my butt hair came back as stubble.” -Jen
Talking about Brazilian waxes.
“It’s his goopleganger!” -Jen
Talking about someone’s doppleganger.
“We went in and she lifted up her couch cushion and cats were falling out!” -Hannah
Talking about a lady that had a lot of cats.
“My moo-tank is on empty.” -Corey
“Well let’s fill it up!” -Ashlee
“I just got a weight machine.” -Brandon
“I don’t even know what that means. I don’t work out.” -Kristen
“Next time I get sick I’m putting an onion on my foot. I’ve heard good things about that.” -Ashlee
“He cleaned up that nigger toe with his snaggle.” -Anonymous
Talking about how Brandon carved out a nut with his tooth.
“It’s like another pillow under my beard.” -Kenny
Talking about sleeping while having a big beard.