Pangea
“You know what it was called? Pangea. The dinosaurs really liked it.” -Brandon
Lactose
“Aren’t you glad we can still digest lactose? I’m pretty happy about it.” -Brandon
27 Inches
“How big is it?” -Scott
“27 inches.” -Brandon
“No wonder why you’re pregnant!” -Scott
Talking about Brandon’s new computer.
Crap Out a Sock
“He says he ate a sock, and he’s waiting to crap it out. That’s why he’s outside. Ordinarily, he’s inside at this time of the day.” -Snuggy
…
“The Doberman stood, concentrated for a moment, and then sat back down. Guess the sock wasn’t ready to leave.”
…
“The dog’s eyes widened ever so slightly. Either he was impressed with the leprechaun thing or else the sock was moving south.” -from Janet Evanovich’s novel, “Plum Lucky”
Full Moon
“Lula bent to retrieve her money, and her left boob fell out of the top and her skirt rode up past the full moon. She was wearing a matching gold thong, but most of the thong was lost deep in space.” -Stephanie in Janet Evanovich’s novel, “Plum Lucky”
Rascal
“I got a defibrillator on my Rascal,” someone said. “You want to try and jump-start him?” -from Janet Evanovich’s novel, “Plum Lucky”
Too Much of a Good Thing
“Lula’s borderline too much of a good thing in lots of ways. It isn’t exactly that Lula is fat; it’s more that she’s too short for her weight and her clothes are too small for the volume of flesh she carries.” -Stephanie in Janet Evanovich’s novel, “Plum Lucky”
Rotting Doritos
“Tequila smells like Doritos that got left between someones toes and started rotting.” -Brandon